The stock market is broken.

While we languish they play craps against the curb. It is worse than the Romans masturbating on the ramparts. At least the Romans were on the walls pretending to make an attempt.

Ah! Anonymity! Why did I ever leave you? And when will my tea and toast arrive? And someone open the blinds. It looks lovely out there.

Money

Pay for commercial free aps or etc. but it isn't enough and commercials will creep back in. This greed topples nations and destroys families.