I'm a winner

Dream
I won both Facebook and Google+. I claimed each prize separately so neither would know I had won the other.

I have a headache. I despise being locked in for the winter. I would rather be somewhere south of here. Like at the equator. Why can't I win that?

Police are my friends

Dream
There was a knock on the door late at night. I called out and the reply sounded like a man trying to sound like a woman. I cautiously opened the door and it was a policeman pointing a gun at me. I closed and locked the door.